SOMETHING FOR THE GOLFER ON YOUR CHRISTMAS LIST...WITH NO SENSE OF TRADITION - The UroClub™
How many times has this happened? You’re playing 18 holes with your best buddies, drinking sport-“aides”, water, beer, etc. You’re coming up to the 3rd hole with no rest room in sight. There are no trees or bushes around and you just have to go, what are you going to do?
The UroClub™ is the discrete, sanitary way for your urgent relief. Created by a Board Certified Urologist, it looks like an ordinary golf club, but contains a reservoir built into the grip to relieve yourself. The UroClub™ is leak proof, easy to clean and no more embarrassing moments.
Ask any golfer if he’s ever been caught out in the middle of the course . . .no bathroom in sight and Nature was Calling, Loud and Clear! The answer is a resounding . . . “Sure I Have! I went in the bushes, I tried to find a tree, I went on the side of the golf cart, etc. etc.”
The UroClub™ will give you the self assurance to stay the course, both the front and the back nine!
This may sound like a joke, but it’s not. I am a Board Certified Urologist, practicing in Florida, a place where Golf is played year round. Every day I hear these same complaints from my patients because they suffer from urinary frequency (a condition that can begin in men, as early as their mid 30’s). Even if you don’t have this problem, let’s face it, there are not too many bathrooms on the golf course.
These are the very patients that inspired me to create the UroClub™.
A camouflaged portable urinal, designed to be discrete, sanitary and create an air of privacy! It looks like an ordinary golf club and comes equipped with a unique removable golf towel clipped to the shaft that functions as a privacy shield!
Imagine, giving the appearance of taking a practice swing, while both privately and confidentially, you are able to relieve yourself without any embarrassment! This can be accomplished easily while standing by the golf cart, as well. Have the confidence to drink whatever you wish during your game and not worry if you’ll make it to the clubhouse in time!
Step 1:
Unscrew the UroClub’s triple seal, leak proof cap.
Step 2:
Clip the privacy towel to the UroClub and your belt or waist band.
Step 3: Discreetly relieve yourself and then get back into the game!
The privacy shield hooks to the sides of the pants or belt and adds stability. This allows freedom of the hands to manipulate the club and zipper. The entire club is made of a non-porous material. Therefore, caring and cleaning is effortless!
The UroClub™ is intended to eliminate anxiety and any feeling of uneasiness on the course. It can be emptied at the nearest restroom or later on, when the golfer returns home.
Capacity: Over half a liter, twice the volume commonly urinated.
Length: Like a standard 7 Iron
Special wholesale prices are directed to encourage club makers to brand UroClub™ and include it in their accessory lines, just like gloves or umbrellas.
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Well I'm no Urologist, but my golf buddies and I have no problem peeing anywhere on the course, trees or not. We do not fear a little pee.
There is something we do fear on the course, POO!, "Number 2", Chili Cheeze Dog Poo, so WW's R&D department went to work and invented...tah-daah...
The "SandCrap™"
Next time nature doesn't just call, but begs, screams bloody murder, for you to relieve or die suddenly from a ruptured rectum, simple grab the SandCrap™ from your bag, dig an appropriate sized hole, and drop trouser in the nearest bunker.
It's regulation Golf Pride grip, is available in custom colors and the blade is available in several different lofts.
Shafts can be customized also, extra stiff-for heavy loads, stiff, regular, loose-for women's petite loads
Never suffer the embarrassment of dropping more than a golf ball from an unplayable lie. Get renewed confidence in your game today.
Tell 'um you want the SandCrap™ in your bag for Christmas.
Finally a useful item for the golfer who just can't hold it any longer. I must have the SandCrap for getting out of those horrible buried lies.
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