"Angel Barbie" Recalled For Being Too Slutty To Be On Top Of Christmas Trees

Not even a scant four years after Barbie and Ken divorced,  Barbie has fallen on hard times.  Once considered wholesome but "edgy", Barbie latest  foray into the Christmas ornament industry back-fired when thousands of the new Angel Barbie dolls apparently undressed and started acting in such a provocative manner  that customers could not place her on the top of their Christmas trees.

"...We put Angel Barbie at the very top of our tree and the next morning we found her half way down the tree hitting on one of the Santa's Elves ornaments.  It was disgusting to say the least...", said one mother of five girls.

"...It was like crazy, all the male ornaments were fighting over her like wild animals, it was so embarrassing, we were afraid to turn the Christmas tree lights on for fear of seeing what they might be doing..."

"...She kinda' reminds me of my second wife", said one recently re-married father of two,"...Pretty hot but  I wish I'd checked into her history before we tied the knot...".

"...She's just a big trouble maker, look at the satisfied grin on the ornament behind her in this picture I took, her skirts up around her neck and her hair's caught on a hook.  No telling what she did with her wings..." said one young purchaser.

"Some of my more precious Christmas decorations jumped to their deaths and were found in pieces at the bottom of the tree..." added a grandmother.

I overheard her tell my Santa ornament, "I guess math isn't the only thing that's hard".

Mattel has offered "Burka Barbie" as a replacement.   

It includes a bag of rocks so you can stone her if she acts up.

Merry Christmas, and wipe that up Barbie. WW