Dear Microsoft Live Spaces Customer-WW,
Thank you for using Microsoft® Windows Spaces.Live. Our information indicates that you are the "Blog Master" of the so called "The Weekly Wiper". As a valued customer, we want to provide advanced notice that as of January 1, 2009 Microsoft is disabling your blog, "The Weekly Wiper" will no longer be allowed to be hosted on this site.
We find your content to be disturbing, tasteless, and containing content not suitable for the Windows family of customers. Seriously, we have no problems with some members posting pornography and graphic violent images, but we simply do not get this "Weekly Wiper" thing. And secondly, we do not get the 20,000 plus hits each issue of this nonsense is generating. You are crowding and hogging Microsoft's bandwidth.
Kind regards,
Bill Gates
President, CEO
Dear Microsoft:
ReplyDeleteI'm happy to pack up the Weekly Wiper and vacate that lame Windows/Spaces/Live environment. Tell Mr. Gates, Happy Holidays. I'm going on a Safari as soon as possible.