NOVEMBER 2009: Mints for your vagina
A little digging revealed that Linger is made/distributed by a company called Ad-mints, which just happens to make trade show mints.
The Linger samples just happen to have have the exact same shape, taste, and ingredients as Ad-mint’s sample mints.
If you actually do expect to use Linger to “flavor the woman in a manner that is safe and effective,” be warned: its primary ingredient is sugar, which is not safe for the vagina. It messes up the pH and can lead to a really painful yeast infection, a condition that definitely doesn’t make someone want to “linger.”
ww: but we knew that already
December 2009…Gift idea for your criminal friends
January 2010….The 110 Story "Burj Dubai Middle Finger Tower."
Visible from space, Dubai has completed construction of the World's largest structure, the 110 story "Burj Dubai Middle Finger Tower."
The dedication festivities were hosted by Dubai's Sovereign Ruler, His Highness Sheikh Mohammed bin Rashid Al Maktoum, who took the opportunity to simultaneously announce he was suspending payments to the international lenders who financed it.
"We wanted to show the world a great symbol," he said. "You gave us $59 billion in loans and a payment schedule -- and we give you this!"
February 2010….Don’t Laze Me Bro!
Mosquito Shoot down Sequence: Video clips showing mosquitoes being killed by lasers.
View the video : http://intellectualventureslab.com/?paged=2
Finally something a laser is actually useful for.
March 2010: Why Lord, Do These Exist?
What do dieting and energy policy have in common? The SnackWell effect. The name comes from those tasty little cookies that are advertised as being lower in fat and sugar. And they are--which often leads dieters to eat more of them than regular cookies and then wonder why they're not losing weight.
Studies indicate that people who install more-energy-efficient lights lose 5% to 12% of the expected savings by leaving them on longer.
WW: Proving that the little “greenies” among us are just stupid, forgetful and greedy.
APRIL FOOLS FOR MANY YEARS TO COME LOUISANA GULF COAST
MAY 2010: Cookbook typo: "salt and freshly ground black people"
Penguin Group Australia accidentally published copies of the Pasta Bible containing an unfortunate spell check error. A recipe calling for "salt and freshly ground black pepper" actually read "salt and freshly ground black people."
(Just imagine the outcry had the recipe calling for “salt and freshly ground white pepper actually read “salt and freshly ground white people.”)
The company is destroying and reprinting 7,000 copies of the book, but not recalling ones that have already hit bookstores. According to the company's head of publishing, Bob Sessions, it was an honest mistake. From The Age:
"We're mortified that this has become an issue of any kind and why anyone would be offended, we don't know," he said...
"In one particular recipe [a] misprint occurs which obviously came from a spellchecker. When it comes to the proofreader, of course they should have picked it up, but proofreading a cookbook is an extremely difficult task. I find that quite forgivable."We've said to bookstores that if anyone is small-minded enough to complain about this ... silly mistake,
we will happily replace [the book] for them."
ww: not exactly the apology we were looking for bob, now about the contribution
JUNE 2010 GUESS WHO’S COMING TO DINNER
President Obama has made four trips to the Gulf Coast since the start of the Big Oil Spill -- now it's Joe Biden's turn.
The vice president leaves Tuesday "to assess efforts to counter the BP oil spill," his office said in an announcement.
First stop is the the National Incident Command Center in New Orleans.
On the way back, Biden will also inspect cleanup efforts in the Florida panhandle.
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