“ACTUALLY PREFERS OIL TO WATER….”
(AP) Venice LA. BP announced today that they have genetically altered the Brown Pelican into a species that thrives in a crude oil doused environment. This new breed will “actually be responsible for the oil spill clean up”. Pictured in the back ground are several of the new breed of Pelican, designated as the “OIL-a-CAN-Pelican”.
Spokesperson for the company said the “OIL-a-CAN Pelican”
was the brain child of Tony “I want my life back” Hayworth.
ww: bp…..”bong petroleum, every breath you take…”
Excellent photo essay of the gulf post spill:
http://www.nationalpost.com/multimedia/photos/gallery/index.html?id=3073920
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