BECAUSE WILLY KEEPS ASKING FOR IT…..
“Ghost” shot in 1990, chronicles the sad story of Sam (Patrick Swayze) and Molly (Demi Moore) 
are a very happy couple and deeply in love. Walking back to their new apartment after a night out at the theatre, they encounter a thief in a dark alley, and Sam is murdered. He finds himself trapped as a ghost 
and realizes that his death was no accident. He must warn Molly about the danger that she is in. But as a ghost he can not be seen or heard by the living, and so he tries to communicate with Molly through Oda Mae Brown, 
a psychic who didn't even realize that her powers were real.
FAST FORWARD 19 YEARS….We find the same cast of characters, Molly in desperate need of plastic surgery,
reconnects with Oda Mae, now the “race baiting” Barbara Walters’ side kick on
“The View”
. Using voodoo and the persistent bashing ex-president Bush, she conjures Sam back into the world of the living, for the purpose of starring in a re-make of Ghost, “Ghost Too”. A plot is hatched by which Molly will drug Sam, steal his organs 
and sell them to a gang of organ selling Jews
in New Jersey to fund her much needed lifts and tucks. The plan is initially scuttled when Sam shows up 
without a single functioning organ
due to heavy partying, drinking
and smoking
and dies, again 
before the ex-plantation can be completed. Now penniless, and being pursued by a mighty gang of organ snatching Jews, 
they seek the help of Oda Mae’s real life close friend, Senator Edward Kennedy, 
whom they realize has successfully undergone a kind of breast transplant, has terminal brain cancer, and a life long goal to abort fetuses and reform health care. Unfortunately, on the way to Mass General, to procure some organs,Kennedy takes the girls sight seeing on the CHAPAQUITIC BRIDGE….
were the plot takes a familiar turn….they drive off the bridge…
Kennedy wanders back to the compound…and a few days later joins Patrick Swayze and the others in Fun Land, “GHOST TOO “ .
ohh my, w.w.
And will we ever forgive Swayze for his lispy ballad,“Thee’s Thalke tha’ Weend “
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