The Weekly Wiper: THE CARNAGE KNOWN AS “LOUISIANA MUDFEST” STRIKES AGAIN…

Okay, I admit it, I have a dog in this fight. No, I will not be joining the Mud- Festivities in Colfax, LA. They will be visiting me, here at the hospital. As the story develops, I am on call this weekend providing a clean place for these various mistakes of nature to have their fractures, blunt abdominal traumas and head injuries repaired.

My partner left this morning and on the way out he asked I if knew Mudfest was scheduled this weekend. I asked him “WTF is a Mudfest….?

”God made mud. God got lonesome.

So God said to some of the mud, "Sit up!"* Evidently, this form of life takes a break from

their more common mode of recreation…

INCEST…

to celebrate the mud…

The last worship of Mud, Bud and Bitches overwhelmed local emergency rooms with enough injured idiots to place ER’s on diversion, meaning “no room in the inn”, we shipping your dirty ass off somewhere.

Anybody have an extra “scrunchy”? A handful of soil may contain ~10 billion bacteria, most of them unknown to science: 1 million yeasts, 200,000 fungi known as molds, 10,000 protozoa, assorted rotifers, flatworms, roundworms and microscopic creatures known collectively as cryptozoa (National Academy of Science 2006).