Wednesday, September 30, 2009

A Failed ASS-ASS-ination

 

Al Qaeda has developed a new tactic that allows suicide bombers to breach even the tightest security, as CBS News correspondent Sheila MacVicar reports.
Inside a Saudi palace, the scene was the bloody aftermath of an al Qaeda attack in August aimed at killing Prince Mohammed Bin Nayef, head of Saudi Arabia's counter terrorism operations.
To get his bomb into this room, Abdullah Asieri, had a pound of high explosives, plus a detonator inserted in his rectum.            “The TROJAN BOMBER”                        Asieri, one of Saudi Arabia's most wanted men, avoided detection by two sets of airport security including metal detectors and palace security. He spent 30 hours in the close company of the prince's own secret service agents - all without anyone suspecting a thing.
How did he do it?   Taking a trick from the narcotics trade - which has long smuggled drugs in body cavities….

A failed ASSASS-ination? The blast left the Jabba the Hut sized prince lightly wounded, but as an exercise in defeating security, it was perfect.
The bomber persuaded the prince he wanted to leave al Qaeda, setting a trap, by handing his cell phone to the Prince, to receive a text message, the cell phone’s incoming text message likely detonated the butt bomb.   SHHITTBOOM.

ww: I’m not really into gore, but this is one video I’d like to see.

At the proper moment did he point his rear end at the prince and say: “Excuse me your Excellency, I must pinch a load. The spoiled cat milk and rancid goat hoof as caused a great discomfort in my”…….BOOOOM

The sad thing is that yet another good hiding place’s cover has been blown.

sodomy map

To the left is a “Sodomy Map” of the world, the darker the area the more popular.  Based on Saudi Arabia’s complete blackout, the Prince’s security team probably bumped into the device during the search. and……

What’s up Idaho?

Friday, September 25, 2009

SURGERY SUPERSTARS RESULTS THRU WEEK 2…THE CREAM BE RISING TO THE TOP

 

RANK     RANK

         

NOW    LAST WK

         
 

Team

Offensive

Def

Total

Behind

1          4                    

MoFo's Hams

177

24

201

0

2           1

MB

163

22

185

16

 

3           9

Earl's Dogs

164

16

180

21

4          11

HIGHCOURT

166

9

175

26

5         3

EL MACHO BORRACHO

149

18

167

34

6          8

FAITHHOPE

154

12

166

35

7         2

BL

150

15

165

36

8         5

Burning Sensation

144

20

164

37

9       10

WILL/PEGGYS TIGERS

151

10

161

40

10      7

Devil Dogs

118

38

156

45

11        6

JT

126

15

141

60

12       12

DP

105

8

113

88

The Ham’s, Earl’s Dogs and HighCourt rode a bullet upstairs.

JAMES TRACEY stunk.   Looking under the skirt of JT’s stench, it easy to see he’s not wearing any……………………. WIDE RECEIVERS (perfect), including his reserves, 4 points total for WR’s.

and the Mighty Pharaoh seems to have never left his TENT

“Hey look, the Pharaoh ain’t got no running backs in dat tent.”

DP’s three RB’s managed only 5 points combined, well the good news is that he at least started Brandon Jacobs and got the 5………and Brady 6 pts…well that a “hole” ‘ nuther story, isn’t it? WW

Thursday, September 24, 2009

STOP, HEY, WHAT’S THAT SOUND….IT’S NOT BUSH ANYMORE BROTHER…

Officers fire pepper spray and smoke at protesters during clashes ...PITTSBURGH – Police fired canisters of pepper spray and smoke at marchers protesting the Group of 20 summit Thursday after anarchists responded to calls to disperse by rolling trash bins and throwing rocks.

The march turned chaotic at just about the time that President Barack Obama and first lady Michelle Obama arrived for a meeting with leaders of the world's major economies.

The clashes began after hundreds of protesters, many advocating against capitalism, tried to march from an outlying neighborhood toward the convention center where the summit is being held.

The protesters banged on drums and chanted "Ain't no power like the power of the people, 'cause the power of the people don't stop."

LOOK, IT’S A PLANNED PARENTHOOD CLINIC, GODDAMN NEW CAPITALISTS….GETTING OUR TAX DOLLARS… WW

AND THE WEEKLY WIPER GOES TO THE UNITED NATIONS GENERAL ASSEMBLY

I have to admit I am now a friend of Mouammar Kaddafi, NOT because he gives one hell of a 2 hour speech to a group of jet lagged, H1N1 spewing, 3rd world leaders.  And NOT because he’s the first such ass-head of state to suggest that the UN General Assembly be moved to another country because the security was so tight he could not import his entourage and party like a rock star.  And NOT just because he has a pretty hot daughter,

Aisha Khadafi(Aisha Kadafi, by the way is some hot shot Jordian lawyer, and a law professor that helped  defend Saddam Hussein in court.  Well you can’t win them all, can you Aisha; especially when the very act of flashing some leg or cleavage for the judge and jury will get you stoned to death. )

AND NOT BECAUSE HE HAS a Facebook page:  http://www.facebook.com/pages/Mouammar-Kadafi/47025646541

and knows something about Coke and Pepsi:

 

BUT 

because he’s one hell of a guitarist, 

   playing under the alias, Carlos. 

GOD PERMITTING, THE DUDE WAS AT WOODSTOCK!

SMOKING DOPE AND DROPPING LSD… cbsantana.jpg carlos santana woodstock 69 image by ad0rkable013

“Carlos Kaddafi” recalls his own experience (at Woodstock) taking LSD. "My guitar is like - like (an) electric snake. So that's why you see my face, you know, like making all these ugly faces, like, 'Stand still,' you know." "Intuitively I just said, 'Allah, please help me. I'll never do this again," he says.

Soooo, Mouammar Kaddafi is just an aging hippy guitarist, having flash back after flash back, the US being the electric snake.

Thanks for the memories, WW

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

DECEASED PATRICK SWAYZE TO STAR IN REMAKE OF “GHOST “….”GHOST TOO”

BECAUSE WILLY KEEPS ASKING FOR IT…..

“Ghost” shot in 1990, chronicles the sad story of Sam (Patrick Swayze) and Molly (Demi Moore) are a very happy couple and deeply in love. Walking back to their new apartment after a night out at the theatre, they encounter a thief in a dark alley, and Sam is murdered. He finds himself trapped as a ghost and realizes that his death was no accident. He must warn Molly about the danger that she is in. But as a ghost he can not be seen or heard by the living, and so he tries to communicate with Molly through Oda Mae Brown, a psychic who didn't even realize that her powers were real.

FAST FORWARD 19 YEARS….We find the same cast of characters, Molly in desperate need of plastic surgery,reconnects with Oda Mae, now the  “race baiting” Barbara Walters’ side kick on

“The View”.   Using voodoo and the persistent bashing ex-president Bush, she conjures Sam back into the world of the living, for the purpose of starring in a re-make of Ghost, “Ghost Too”.  A plot is hatched by which Molly will drug Sam, steal his organs and sell them to  a gang of organ selling JewsACF95F2 in New Jersey to fund her much needed lifts and tucks.  The plan is initially scuttled when Sam shows up IMAGE ID # 2102895 Exclusive...Patrick Swayze, at 56 years old, is just a shadow of his former self these days, reportedly weighing in at an alarming 105 lbs. The brave actor has been suffering through the severe and painful treatments in an effort to beat cancer, but his continuing rapid physical deterioration does not bode well. Reports say that the beloved star has decided to go forward with a "Do Not Resuscitate" order, requiring doctors to let him die in the event that he stops breathing or his heart stops beating. Swayze is pictured here on April 7, 2009, with his wife, Lisa Niemi, after stopping at a Los Angeles, California gas station, a common occurrence these days, as his chemotherapy often makes him severely ill. 04/16/2009 --- Patrick Swayze, Lisa Niemi --- (C) 2009 Fame Pictures, Inc. - Santa Monica, CA, U.S.A - 310-395-0500 / Sales: 310-395-0500  without a single functioning organ due to heavy partying, drinking and smokingswayzesplash1302468x899um0.jpg and dies, again before the ex-plantation can be completed.  Now penniless,  and being pursued by a mighty gang of organ snatching Jews, they seek the help of Oda Mae’s real life close friend, Senator Edward Kennedy, whom they realize has successfully undergone a kind of breast transplant, has terminal brain cancer, and a life long goal to abort fetuses and reform health care.   Unfortunately, on the way to Mass General, to procure some organs,Kennedy takes the girls sight seeing on the CHAPAQUITIC BRIDGE….1aa were the plot takes a familiar turn….they drive off the bridge…

1aav Kennedy wanders back to the compound…and a few days later joins Patrick Swayze and the others in Fun Land, “GHOST TOO “ .

heaven-gate   ohh my, w.w.

And will we ever forgive Swayze for his lispy ballad,“Thee’s Thalke tha’ Weend “

Sunday, September 13, 2009

Stop Already

serena  How ‘bout I shove this T-ball up yo’ ching-chang ass.

Friday, September 11, 2009

ACORN – THE PLACE TO GO FOR COMMON SENSE BUSINESS ADVISE


I don’t know what the big stink is about; these ACORN members are just giving this couple the same advise that just about any community organization would proffer concerning setting up a "home-based lady of the night business". And besides the chick playing the prostitute is a hotty...

And certainly in line with….

ACORN’S Mission Statement

“The Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now (ACORN) aims to organize a majority consituency (their miss-spelling) of low- to moderate-income people across the United States. The members of ACORN take on issues of relevance to their communities, whether those issues are discrimination, affordable housing, a quality education, or better public services. ACORN believes that low- to moderate-income people are the best advocates for their communities, and so ACORN's low- to moderate-income members act as leaders, spokespeople, and decision-makers within the organization.”

WW

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Friday, September 4, 2009

THE CARNAGE KNOWN AS “LOUISIANA MUDFEST” STRIKES AGAIN…

   Okay, I admit it, I have a dog in this fight.  No, I will not be joining the Mud- Festivities in Colfax, LA.  They will be visiting me, here at the hospital.  As the story develops, I am on call this weekend providing a clean place for these various mistakes of nature to have their fractures, blunt abdominal traumas and head injuries repaired. 

My partner left this morning and on the way out he asked I if knew Mudfest was scheduled this weekend.  I asked him “WTF is a Mudfest….?

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So God said to some of the mud, "Sit up!"* DSCF4586_19375805_std Evidently, this form of  life takes a break from

their more common mode of recreation…

INCEST…

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The last worship of Mud, Bud and Bitches overwhelmed local emergency rooms with enough injured idiots to place ER’s on diversion, meaning “no room in the inn”, we shipping your dirty ass off somewhere. 

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 l_4086459de24e6e5690746f95f09a703bAnybody have an  extra “scrunchy”?l_f7bd59614a29636cc67296b0f1064b5b A handful of soil may contain ~10 billion bacteria, most of them unknown to science: 1 million yeasts, 200,000 fungi known as molds, 10,000 protozoa, assorted rotifers, flatworms, roundworms and microscopic creatures known collectively as cryptozoa (National Academy of Science 2006). 

And of course the “After Party”…

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Where MISS MUD BUG is crowned…

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“STAFF” – ISN’T THAT AN INFECTION

Well, well, Mud Butts, I’m waiting on you to make the first move my direction….CristF4a we’ll leave the X-Ray on for you.

WW